Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
why were dinosaurs so big
because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
People think they know you. They think they know how you’re handling a situation. But the truth is no one knows. No one knows what happens after you leave them, when you’re lying in bed or sitting over your breakfast alone and all you want to do is cry or scream. They don’t know what’s going on inside your head—the mind-numbing cocktail of anger and sadness and guilt. This isn’t their fault. They just don’t know. And so they pretend and they say you’re doing great when you’re really not. And this makes everyone feel better. Everybody but you.
white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”